Take cover, Mr Green

Hormones have already gone into overdrive. Poor Mr Green. We weren't through the door a minute and I jumped on every word he said, even when he foolishly tried to crack a joke. Then I burst into tears. We quickly made up and had a cuddle. What a rollercoaster the next few months promise to be. I knew my moods would be volatile, like the worst-ever case of PMS imaginable, but I never expected it to happen quite so soon...